10 thinks the new pokemon game doesn’t need.

10 things the new pokemon series doesn’t need.

1. More electric mice. Seriously just because you make them cute doesn’t mean we need more.
2. More filler pokemon. The last thing we need is more generic normal type pokemon to help us get passed the first gym battle.
3. Fire/fighting starters. You didn’t make one for one gen, can we do two?
4. Friendly rivals. I want my rival to be a bad guy. Or atleast someone I don’t have to feel bad about consistently beating.
5. 10 more legends. Seriously. Legends are supposed to be rare. Don’t make 10 for every game. Maybe don’t even make a new legend for these games.
6. Another generic team rocket look alike gang. There has been a team something or other for every game that try to steal or separate people and there pokemon. Be more creative.
7. Baby pokemon…. No more please, it was a bad idea then and now.
8. Game breakers. With the introduction to gen 6 pokemon came at the very least 3-6 game breaking pokemon. Wether it be there ability stats typing or mega evolution that put then in the broken category one thing is for sure we don’t need any more game breaking mechanics.
9. This might fall into the same category as baby pokemon but for real we don’t need any more cute but pointless pokemon.
10. More pointless tm and hm moves that no one will ever use. With every game Nintendo has released atleast 5 new tm/hm moves. Some move were just added as filler and some are game exclusive and totally pointless outside of battle.

punkassweasel
punkassweasel:

atrociousfubear:

bezzingtons:

kingunderthemountain:

rainbowsparky:

usbdongle:

waffleguppies:

leaper182:

elsajeni:

blacklock-queer:

weirdemmaline:

homoparadise:

I WAS A NAZI SS OFFICER AT THE HEAD OF ADMISSIONS OF AUSCHWITZ.
Oh the irony of being a Russian Lesbian Jew.

I was a british librarian. 

Jewish French resistance fighter novelist.

A Welsh rugby player. Sure, why not?

American science fiction writer! All right! Granted, I’ve never heard of this guy before, but I might just have to find his books now!
Oh, shit, it got better. "Reynolds was the first author to write an original novel based upon the 1966-1969 NBC television series Star Trek”
My past life wrote the first published Star Trek TOS fan fiction.

I was a famous Indian dermatologist and mystery writer who wrote over two hundred novels.
great maybe that’s why I can’t write a book, I used them all up. :[

Danish actress
I guess really was an actor in another life just like i suspected

A soviet physician, renowned for inventing that thing where you break your legs and stretch them to make them grow longer when they heal
…um

I was The White Guardian from Doctor Who.

I was major league baseball player Kite Thomas

I was Greek actress, singer, and politician Melina Mercouri.

I was a gay British comic actor and comedian. I can swallow that.

Apparently I was the founder of Ferrari…. Where’s my money.

punkassweasel:

atrociousfubear:

bezzingtons:

kingunderthemountain:

rainbowsparky:

usbdongle:

waffleguppies:

leaper182:

elsajeni:

blacklock-queer:

weirdemmaline:

homoparadise:

I WAS A NAZI SS OFFICER AT THE HEAD OF ADMISSIONS OF AUSCHWITZ.

Oh the irony of being a Russian Lesbian Jew.

I was a british librarian. 

Jewish French resistance fighter novelist.

A Welsh rugby player. Sure, why not?

American science fiction writer! All right! Granted, I’ve never heard of this guy before, but I might just have to find his books now!

Oh, shit, it got better. "Reynolds was the first author to write an original novel based upon the 1966-1969 NBC television series Star Trek

My past life wrote the first published Star Trek TOS fan fiction.

I was a famous Indian dermatologist and mystery writer who wrote over two hundred novels.

great maybe that’s why I can’t write a book, I used them all up. :[

Danish actress

I guess really was an actor in another life just like i suspected

A soviet physician, renowned for inventing that thing where you break your legs and stretch them to make them grow longer when they heal

…um

I was The White Guardian from Doctor Who.

I was major league baseball player Kite Thomas

I was Greek actress, singer, and politician Melina Mercouri.

I was a gay British comic actor and comedian. I can swallow that.

Apparently I was the founder of Ferrari…. Where’s my money.

be-cutfree-and-hope
aticketoneverlxnd:

"do you have any idea what it’s like to hate every inch of your body and every corner of your mind, to want to be skinnier and better but not have the energy to do so? do you know what it’s like to cry about something that happened a year ago or think messed up thoughts? to repeat something in your head until it feels ‘right’, to skip a meal then two then three, to look at the reflection with the sad eyes and the practiced fake smile that doesn’t show crooked teeth and the scars on your thighs that have faded to lines and even though they’re not that noticeable, to you they stick out like black pen on white paper? how do you fool people into believing this “im fine” when you can barely even hold yourself together.”

aticketoneverlxnd:

"do you have any idea what it’s like to hate every inch of your body and every corner of your mind, to want to be skinnier and better but not have the energy to do so? do you know what it’s like to cry about something that happened a year ago or think messed up thoughts? to repeat something in your head until it feels ‘right’, to skip a meal then two then three, to look at the reflection with the sad eyes and the practiced fake smile that doesn’t show crooked teeth and the scars on your thighs that have faded to lines and even though they’re not that noticeable, to you they stick out like black pen on white paper? how do you fool people into believing this “im fine” when you can barely even hold yourself together.”